- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Good to see you today!

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

America Votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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