What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Women's rights.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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