What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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