Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Dick Chaney

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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