- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Religion

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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