To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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lebron

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Chikin nuggets

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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