How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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