How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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White men's rights

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Rebecca Black

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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I need to start studying.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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