- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Vaginal secretions

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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