If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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