cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

my mind's eye?

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