What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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hi

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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