- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How do you end a sentence

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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