How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Nah

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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96

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Anti Joke

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