Refridgerator.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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