How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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