- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Tall asians

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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