A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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