Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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