What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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