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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

A paralysed man falls over.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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