- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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