- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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