- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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