- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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