- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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