What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

whats the capital of congo famine

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

im at school

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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