- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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