Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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