why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Alex Gedrose.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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