- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats 9+10? 19

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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