Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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make me a sandwich!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Religion

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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