To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Boom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

penis

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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