What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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