What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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