What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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