That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

How's your mum? she's dead..

someone called a frog a frog

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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