What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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