- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

what is not funny? This joke.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Knock knock

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

How's your mum? she's dead..

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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