- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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