what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i was molested.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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