- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Do you want icecream, Björn?

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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