Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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PEANIS!

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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