- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I have a horse.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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