- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Albert your flies undone.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

masturbating on a tarc bus

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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