- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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