What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Vote this up

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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