I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

i love to lick...

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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