"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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