A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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