Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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I have a horse.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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