- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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