- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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