A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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