- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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