Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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